A Disturbing Discovery

This morning I picked up an english muffin with egg and cheese at Lee's Deli, as I do every so often, because they are crazy delicious. And I mean real crazy. Like, I was always in awe at how delicious they were, so much more delicious than any other english muffin with egg and cheese I had ever had. But I never suspected anything out of the ordinary going on. Well, today I realized Lee's dirty secret....they load about half a pound of butter on those little egg sandwiches! Not that I didn't know I was being unhealthy, but I didn't think I was being that unhealthy. I'm very disturbed.